Wednesday, June 11, 2008

OUT OF THE BOX













News Spotting

By Lois Laine Copyrighted






The Shot Market


Seller expectations versus buyer realities


We see it more and more in the United States, the wide discrepencies between what sellers believe their products, homes, businesses, banks, portfolios, and assets are worth, versus what the core realities of living really are with buyers. Prices and values are under the microscopes of millions today.


Simply put. Is your home really worth $500,000, if the average buyer in your area can only afford $300,000--maybe? Is your bank (like Bank of America) really worth the billions they say they are, when they meet with the Big Bankers, and they say you are facing $266 billion in exposed risk from the mortgage market? Is your business really worth the millions in profit you claim, when you coincidently owe tens of millions of dollars in back taxes--plus interest and penalties?


It all comes down to actual balance sheets, which shape-shift as fast as a mouse can move a cursor to a column. Economists can't put their fingers on the columns yet, so their conventional wisdom is lost on us for the time being. And, at some point, someone in a leadership position will have to call the bluff, and ask everyone at the Big Money Table to show their hands...or take it outside.


Oxymoron=petro-currency




Working ^hard for a Living (part one)







Entering the job market right now is challenging to say the least. It's especially tough if you're looking for anything with the word, "professional" attached to it. Statewide, unemployment is running about 6.2 percent (April EDD figures), nationally it's at 5.5 percent, and locally, it's 4.9 percent in Mono County and 5.8 percent in Inyo County (April's figures). Bottom line is, there are more workers than there are jobs available....



Hap Hazard, Mono County District #2 Supervisor, says he's seen evidence of a "general slowdown across the board" in Mono County. He's also found that in reaction to high gas prices, residents are buddying up and "carpooling more," and citizens are "consolidating their trips to town."



Hazard's district, a regular horseshoe of area, includes Crowley Lake, Tom's Place, Swall Meadows and Paradise, and the Tri-Valley region of Chalfant, Hammil and Benton Valleys. His supervisor beat is perhaps the most diverse as well. Some of his constituents commute to Mammoth, from Benton, and other residents in the Tri-Valley region shop and work in Bishop, and a large number of his residents live geographically separated from the center of their county business--in Mammoth.



This district also has some rich agricultural values, Hazard says, and many of the businesses in the Tri-Valley area are involved with growing row crops and alfalfa. Agricultural revenues are high in Mono County, to the tune of $50 million a year. There is also a large interest in cattle and horse ranching in Hazard's district.



Hazard says, tonight, the residents of Benton will have a hand in shaping their destiny as a community, when they hold a Visioning Session. The idea is to get the citizens to think about what they want in the way of services, roads, walkways up to the year 2020. Mono County planning will follow the resident lead, and try to implement the wish list.



Finally, Hazard notes that people are swapping their bigger trucks in for smaller transportation vehicles, 4X4s are being traded in for 2WDs, and cars are being parked in trade for riding motorcycles. Even Hazard has gotten into the swing of things by riding to work on two wheels instead of in four.



More from the other Mono County districts tomorrow, as we continue our series on Working ^Hard for a Living.



LATE NEWS:



Bud for Sale?



Can it be? Is Budweiser really for sale? Anti-take-over action is underway against INBEV-one of the world's largest spirits owners. After hours, all brewskis stock was doing well on the market=big daah. Bud is to fend off the big dog with Spot, and get local endorsements from fishermen (just kidding).










OIL UP TO $136 A BARREL=STOCK MARKET DOWN 205 POINTS.















Feds Conflicted

Talk today from the Feds is that they are conflicted about the American dollar, so the dollar took it on the chin-Again.
Casino Name-Dropping
Casinos are being downgraded this week, after it was discovered that many of the airlines aren't going to these places as often now. The price of oil has caused about a 50 percent loss in the casino names. Maybe party busses will make a come-back....


OUT OF THE BOX




High Sierra Country Store
By LL Copyrighted
Porchtime, products, advice and legends






Fundays Calendar
june 18- Full Strawberry Moon
june 19-29 Mammoth Motocross
june 20 Summer Solstice
Midsummer's Eve

june 24 Midsummer Day-for farmers, mid-way through the growing season. Half way point between planting and harvesting. Midsummer's Eve-good night for fertility and some festivities, or is it the other way around?

Horriblescope for the Week of: June 9-15
Gemini- May 21-June 20
Now's the time to rid yourself of pesky insects, get outside, weed, and hoe, hoe, hoe. Do not write your love letters in red ink--it's unlucky.
Cancer-June 21-July 22
Get out and plant something, or transplant someone or yourself. Do not meet a love interest on Sunday--Sunday's wooing turns to boo-hooing.
Leo- July 23- Aug. 22
You should be pruning or shaving for growth. Do not sit at the corners of tables or you'll never marry.
Virgo- Aug. 23- Sept. 22
Join your Cancer pal and do some grafting. Avoid telling your date "Good Night" three times, it's bad luck.
Libra-Sept. 23- Oct. 22
It appears you don't garden, and you probably use a left-handed shovel. Do not wear black funeral clothes when you go courting, or you'll never marry.
Scorpio-Oct. 23-Nov.22
So you like secrets, huh? You should plan on grafting with your friends-Cancer and Virgo. You're one of 90 million American singles (14 million in Canada) looking for love, with no guarantees....
Sagittarius-Nov. 23- Dec. 21
You were born an attention-getter. I mean, look at your birth dates. You split America's two, largest holidays--Thanksgiving and Christmas. You and Leo pal will do well pruning together.
Capricorn-Dec. 22-Jan. 19
You like to build fences (literally and figuratively) and plant flower beds--so get to it. Throw an apple peel over your left shoulder, and when it falls it will be in the shape of your soul mate's initial.
Aquarius-Jan. 20-Feb. 19
Offer to control pests with bug-a-nators Leo and Gemini, or plow and hoe, which ever suits you best. Speed dating won't work for you.
Pisces-Feb. 20-Mar. 20
You like to plant and play in the dirt, and also enjoy transplanting somewhere else with Scorpio. On June 23, set out cheese, bread and beer on a fresh, white tablecloth. Then leave the front door open. Your lover or your neighbor's dog will show up hungry.
Aries-Mar. 21-Apr. 20
Do all your pruning before the full moon--to encourage growth. Throw a small piece of fish fat against the wall. If it sticks upright, your mate will be upright too. However, if the fish fat sticks crooked...well, you can finish the fill-in-the-blank.
Taurus-Apr. 21-May 20
You are the original red-necked farmer, with your sunburned skin around your shirt collar. You really like to play in the dirt with Cancer and Scorpio friends. Never court on a Friday, or you'll never meet again.
*Disclaimer: Only the ancients believed in this stuff, and they thought the world was flat! Astrology is not a tool to live your life by. It's merely fun, like going to a fortune teller....






Don't Be An ED!
Scene: A park table at Mammoth Creek. It's a sunny, warm day and a couple are enjoying a picnic lunch by the creek. They decide to stroll to the stream's edge--leaving their lunch up for grabs.
ED: Look Lil! Gosh darned it. The squirrels have taken our sandwiches and chips.
Lil: Yep, and that's the end of the picnic, ED!
ED: We can still stay and enjoy the creek, Lil.
Lil: You go right on ahead, ED. I'll just be picking up after our little uninvited lunch guests--before the rest of the forest finds out about meals from wheels.
DON'T LEAVE FOOD OUTSIDE OR UNATTENDED. DON'T FEED FREE-LOADING ANIMALS. DON'T BE AN ED!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

OUT OF THE BOX

News Spotting


By Lois Laine



"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened"--Dr. Suess


Mo'Money

Lehman Brothers downgraded its stock and their continuing quest for more assets to liquidate leaves investors wondering...Running a distant fourth to the other financial giants--like Goldman Sachs--Lehman Bros. is looking for mo' money anywhere they can these days. The Lehman Bros. stock news just joins the more than 400-point fall on Friday, June 6-a truly dismal day on Wall Street.


Freebies to Lure in Home buyers

Real estate agents across the country are concocting clever ways to get people into the homes they have listed. Try free bottles of $30 wine on for size. Or how about free dog biscuits in trendy Carmel, CA. Volume off=limited demand=freebies for home tourists. Housing is in a holding pattern with overall sales down 13.7 percent from 2007 (this time of year). Mortgages are getting tighter than a corset on Fannie Mae, and interest rates--instead of being lower--are still high. Real estate analysts say it's possible that this year's loss will be about 6.4 percent for 2008.





Tomato Warning:
Do You Know Where
Your Vegetables Have Been?

Another food-related outbreak of salmonella in the country. This time it's the tomatoes--of many kinds. About 20 states are affected at this time, including California, and many of the top fast-food restaurants have taken the produce off their refrig. shelves.

Luckily, we'll be enjoying our own Farmers Market here soon, beginning in July. Then we'll probably have a better idea about where our food has been, and just how many days it really was packed up in warm places.

The Rant
I am sick of being placed in robovoice jail, waiting sometimes for hours, for a real human voice to answer just some of the most basic of questions. I waited on "1-800-hold" for more than an hour to get info about visiting Yosemite, and more wait time for info about bus trips from Yosemite to the Bay Area. I wait on hold for retail info, park info, customer service info, and a lot of times--I'm on hold waiting to find out where to send my money orders. Yeah, they can just hold this thought-if I can't get through to them--I guess my money or payment isn't important after all....

LL Copyrighted

High Sierra Country Store June 9-22






High Sierra Country Store







By LL


Porch time, products, advice and legends


This lovely image of the Owens River and rope swing
is just what I'm talking about down the page a bit.
Irene Livermore did this oil painting, and she was a
former resident of Bishop for about 10 years.
She also had a gallery in town. Now she lives
in Dyer, Nevada, where her home is her gallery.

Fundays Calendar
june 16-21 California High School Rodeo Finals, Tri-County Fairgrounds, Bishop. Some outstanding performances by the state's finest high school rodeo finalist. Giddy up on down to the Fairgrounds and look for lots of teens enjoying the first days of summer in the Bishop City Park.


Summer is on...


















Favorite Big Garden: Apple Hill, in Wilkerson (south of Bishop) has to have the garden in the valley--and they provide a good deal of the fresh produce that arrives soon at the Farmers Market at the Tri-County Fairgrounds. The assortment of items is vast, and includes some of the tastiest apples and garden vegetables in the land.

Favorite Floating Spot: When the temperatures rise, so do the numbers of residents floating the Owens River. Many take two vehicles, and start at Laws and float to Big Pine. On really hot days, you're likely to see a lot of people near the rope swing pools, and other shady spots. Just remember to pick up after yourself, and bring lots of water, wear a hat and sunglasses, and sunscreen. Bring a huge picnic basket (a secured ice chest), and spend the evening watching the sun go down in the Sierra.

Gigs/On Tap




A New "Reader" about the Kid

Attention Billy the Kid freaks! A new book by the University of Oklahoma Press entitled "The Billy the Kid Reader," by Frederick Nolan, really covers the ground with the best stories and articles on the famous outlaw. Nolan holds rights to being the authority on gunfighters and outlaws, and his latest examination of the life and times of the Kid is really an indepth look at history of William H. Bonney or William McCarthy (his birth name) or Billy the Kid. The "Reader" is available at http://www.oupress.com/ or by calling 1-800-627-7377, or have the local bookstore order it special for you. It's about $30 (hardback) and has 400 pages. A nice book to add to a western collection of good stories.

Other Tidbits: Number One download this week: Coldplay's "Viva La Vida"

and Brokeback Mountain will soon (as in 2013) be a New York City Opera project. Wonder who they get to sing the parts?

DON'T BE AN ED!

Scene: Back porch in Old Mammoth. A man is cleaning up a large pile of bear scat (poop). He's holding his breath as he works on the smelly mess.

ED: This is disgusting stuff, Lil.

Lil: I told you, ED, not to leave the trash outside where the animals could get into it.

ED: Whewww...Looks like a week's worth of bear poop here.

Lil: No, ED. It looks like a week's worth of your leftovers out there!

DON'T LEAVE YOUR TRASH OUT FOR THE WILDLIFE. PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF. DON'T BE AN ED!

*Disclaimer: Not all Eds are like this.













Friday, June 6, 2008

MY RANT of the Weak.....


While driving to L.A. I have yet to seen a gas sign UNDER $5.00
but yet, CNN posted this sign on their website, claiming this was "outrageously high " the highest I saw was in Lone pine at $5.89 a gallon , in my 2008 truck i get 13.5 mpg so to get to Ventura it took over 125 bucks in gas, the same time last year.......$75.00 Thats unreasonable and to make matters worse, It is Diesel , a fuel that takes 75% less proccessing and energy to make, but yet it is skyrocketing, in price to the point where not only are trucks PARKED on the side of the road with for sale signs on them but many government vehicles are locked up in gated pens, to keep people from syphoning the fuel.
A few weeks ago I forecasted that prices would plummet in the coming months, but in reality I am starting to worry, as even though all the refineries are on line, and production is increased, the FUEL that FUELS our nation is still rising and I don't think people realize what will happen if this problem doesn't get rectified , NOW.
I truly believe the Keynesian formula needs to be put to work and deficit spending needs to be put in place to spark economic Growth.......otherwise lets all go to work for the oil companies.

OUT OF THE BOX


News
Spotting

By Lois Laine







Death of Records-Newspapers in peril
It is with my deepest regrets that I inform you that our region's news worthiness has yet to be completely recorded or archived. While there are some straight paths to the Inyo Register's 135-year-plus history, Mono County's newspapers of record haven't been recorded-not completely. Archiving newspapers in Mono County has always been a catch-as-you-can proposition, lending a certain mysterious air to the large gaps in our printed history. Lois just thought you should know....
Eastside Magazine Blazes New Trails
Spring 2008 was "Eastside-Inspired Mountain Living" magazine's coming out party. Publisher, Nils Davis has always inspired many of us to go places (he started around here with his Tuff Rock Festival posters), and he's inspired us to do things. It came as no surprise to me that he put in print some very good climbing, photography, and resident experts. I would add, I enjoyed reading about the night on the town-Bishop style. You just missed the killer margaritas at La Casitas....
Core Values: Lois' Observations
Humblings happen often
Get-to-it-ness abounds in most
Elders endure gracefully
Youth is grounded in landscapes
Realities happen quickly
"Beautiful" is a common thought
Art is everywhere, just feel it
Time is a relative thing up here
LATE NEWS
The US Stock Market took a whooping today, unlike any in recent memory. At one point it was down more than 300 points, and black gold=OIL, Shot Up Like a Freak$#* Rocket. A $10-plus a barrel increase over yesterday's close. The new price will hit us about August-and that will shoot the crA% out of our vacation plans.
Also-The Inyo Council of the Arts presents Stephen Ingram's new book, "Cacti, Agaves, and Yuccas of California and Nevada," on June 7, at 7 p.m. at the ICOA theater on Main Street in Bishop. This should be a wonderful slide show, as Stephen's images of the desert are phenomenal.

OUT OF THE BOX

High Sierra Country Store

Porch time, products, advice and legends

By LL copyrighted


Fundays Calendar

june 14-Flag Day-display patriotism properly

june 15-Father's Day

any day-Anything unattempted remains impossible

every night-Look up above you and get starry-eyed


Land of the Uncommon

By Lois Laine








Boarding House Accommodations

We don't have anything around that accurately imitates the boarding house of the 1880s. If we did, we'd see a place across the street from the General Mercantile Store labeled "boarding house." There would be a large home with many windows upstairs, and on the main floor we'd be seated at a large dining table. Our meals would be served "family style," with gravy bowls and fresh bread. Promptness to dinner was a must in those days.
Outside in the stable, your horses were grained and watered, and you paid for the feed on your guest bill. Everyone used an outhouse or "privy" for their bathroom needs, and everyone huddled around the wood cook stove in the winter. Boarding house accommodations were simple, single room retreats from the hustle of mining towns. Prices were in keeping with the times. Lodging was 25-cents a night, and your meals were another quarter. Any drinking (liquor) was about six cents, but wine was spendy at a quarter. Horses stayed for FREE, but oats would cost you a cent.
Most of Bodie's boarding houses were cramped affairs, with largely miner guests. "Clean" boarding houses had nothing to do with running ladies of the night in upstairs rooms. However, prostitutes were frequently at home in their "boarding houses."
There were boarding houses in Bodie during the Great Depression, and Annie Miller operated the well-known Green Street house. Some times her home was booked full of men who enjoyed the meals and the companionship at Mrs. Miller's. The chance to have a hearty homemade meal the main feature at the lodging.
Fales Hot Springs, about 14 miles north of Bridgeport, was once a traveler's resting spot, and Diana Fales was an exceptional cook. Her home cooked chicken and fresh fruit made her meals memorable for all. For about 50 cents an adult or 25 cents a child, the family could dine, enjoy a dip in the hot springs, and dance the night away in the main house.
Contemporary boarding houses feature pools and kitchenettes, with fish cleaning services available. Check for the innkeepers in the building with the neon sign saying, "Vacancy."
Don't be an ED!
Scene: A back porch in Old Mammoth. A man is hand feeding a raccoon, Hansel and Gretel Style, one handful of dog food at a time. The raccoon is reacting badly to the "End of the Food Trail."
ED: Lil, this thing is hissing at me. LOOK!
Lil: I don't need to look ED. I can hear it.
ED: Wow, they are as big as small dogs.
Lil: (Coming out on the deck) ED, that raccoon is ticked offff. Don't you know anything. Raccoons can carry rabies. Leave it be, ED.
DON'T FEED WILD ANIMALS. WE CALL THEM "WILD" FOR A REASON. DON'T BE AN ED!
*Disclaimer-Not all EDs are like this.